Hello there, I’m back and bored.
I want to write but all my posts are usually shit and I do not have any more ideas. I want to “turn this blog around dammit” but I have no content and to be honest, I like to complain to the internet about my useless problems.
So here I am trying to write a coherent blog post that is not only funny but witty and well thought out.
(this is improbable knowing my brain)
Yesterday was Valentine’s Day. I did not write one of my usual “love sucks” posts dumping and shitting on everything good and holy as I traditionally do. To be honest (again) I do not really hate the whole idea of Valentines and love and such anymore. I am trying to be a more positive person so yeah it’s not so bad.
Also, I kind-of-but-not-really have a “person” who makes me happy.
Valentines Day is still kind of stupid in the expensive gifts and social constructs that surround the day, but nonetheless I enjoy the puns and excessive amount of discounted candy on February 15.
*new topic being poorly transitioned into* I am in the library again. Surprise.
There is a book on the large print shelf to my left that is by a person named DICK WOLF and it is in big white letters (times new roman font looking) with a black background and I am 12 so every time I look at it in my peripheral vision I giggle a little.
I want cake.
Gooey, ooey chocolate cake filled with cherries and no icing just the way I like it.
Oh god I know what my plans are tonight now, I am going to make a cake and eat probably half of it in one sitting while watching… something. Also my cat will be there.
I would be an awesome wife I would make boredom craving cakes all the time. Wife me.
I don’t really want to post this because it is also sort of shit but oh well here we go.